Man, standing in front of closed restaurant, on phone, says, “You turn 180 degrees,” and then he turns 180 degrees. “No, don’t go down the stairs!” 

Man on phone, pushing stroller and walking dog. “Just keep in mind, you won’t get your first paycheck until two weeks after you start.”

Bus driver, to me, as he pulls away from the stop. “Hold on! Hold on!’ “I’m holding!” I reply. 

Woman, to toddler she’s carrying: “You know better than that.” The toddler, in fact, does not know better than that, and is looking blankly at her.