I was collecting t-shirt slogans today. People sometimes looked at me funny when I stared at their chests, but if you have large words on your body you should expect people to read them:

Ain’t Nuffin Never Nuffin

Mr. Sticky Buns

May the roses remind you of the reason for the rain

Giddy Up Philly

Junk Food State University

Protected by Jesus – Stand By