On middle aged jogging man: SATAN ISLAND

On wide woman in white letters on black shirt, in even wider font, so the phrase begins and ends in her armpits: LOVE IS (Nothing on back of shirt, though, so what “love” is supposed to be, I don’t know.)

Man in ball cap, on light pink t shirt: TALK TO ME, I’VE GOT THE KEY TO THE PLAYGROUND

Grubby person with disordered hair, wearing one sneaker and one sandal, on t shirt with graphic of Superman, SO FLY