On short bald Black guy walking large dog: FRUIT PIES ARE DELICIOUS

On White fiftyish woman with bobbed hair: AT-AT (with illustration blueprint of a Star Wars At-At.) 

EVERYTHING HURTS on a White man, who looks as if everything hurts.

I’M AWESOME on the thin sad Black man panhandling at Broad and Walnut Streets 

White guy in early sixties with cropped graying hair, tanned and wearing shorts: LOCAL LEGEND.

On my friend Gretchen, a skinny White lesbian with spiky gray short hair, who owns a motorcycle: SPACE PUSSY (“What? It’s the name of a Provincetown band,” she said when I reacted.).